Dear Ann,
“So, I got the mail today, and I was looking at my mom’s rent bill, and it was ridiculous! I mean, do they really expect her to pay that every month?” Nope. Only the months you guys actually want to live there.
Dear Ann,
“S0, I was reading the college info on what I could/couldn’t bring, and it totally doesn’t make sense. I’m allowed to bring an electric toothbrush, but not a blender. I mean, does that even make sense?” Uhh. Yeah, it does…those are two very different things.
Dear Ann,
“I totally love non-fiction books; it’s almost as if this stuff really happened!” Yeah, almost.
Dear Ann,
“So, like, if you wore your contacts and your glasses, would you have, like, super vision?” Hell yes I would. My “super-sight” would also come with the ability to bump into all kinds of stuff.
Dear Ann,
When we were at dinner, and people were pointing at the blind guy, you probably should have just ignored them. You might not have needed to say (loudly), “Guys, stop pointing, he’ll totally see you.” Well. He was blind, but he definitely wasn’t deaf. Nice going.
Dear Ann,
“I could totally be vegetarian! Chicken doesn’t count as meat, right? I mean, it’s white meat, so it’s more like fish anyways.” Nah. White meat totally isn’t meat. For that matter, fish isn’t meat either. Right.
This is basically a blog about my best friend, “Ann”. She’s wonderful, but quite ditzy, and I just couldn’t keep all of her “brilliant” comments to myself. So these are the things she says, and the things I wish I would say out loud in response.
